Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind into

[CrocodileHax]

Because why not
Because reasons
Because I do not even know
Because I wanted to make a post
Because I like posting flow of thought every once in a while
Because the forums don't seem too active
Because I was dying of boredom
Because I was trying to hard to neglect my assignment
Because periods only stop sentences if you tell them to
Because a column of Because looks pretty nice to me
Because it's a matter of personal opinion
Because they don't sell kfc party buckets where I come from
Because I was salty about a broken sharpener
Because I was upsetti
Because I was out of spaghetti
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

Can ya name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak and seats thirty five.
Canyonero...
Canyonero...

When it goes real slow with the hammer down,
Its the country fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero...
Canyonero...

Twelve yards long two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride.
Canyonero...
Canyonero...

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonero...
Canyonero...

She blinds everybody with her super high beems,
She's a squirrel squishin' deer smackin' drivin' machine.
Canyonero...
Canyonero...
Yahh...yahh canyonero
Whoa Canyonero.



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[CrocodileHax]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>Some needs to introduce you guys into this fancy new internet sport we like to call schmudtposting<br/>
<br/>
:^)</t>

 

[Rune]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>o.o</t>

 

[SpinyCactus]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>John Cena</t>

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>This sport of schmudtposting sounds like exactly what I need to do for a little bit. . .<br/>
I'm like 5 posts away from max rank on the forum >.<</t>

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<r>Ooh ooh, I know, I'll tell some of the cheesy puns that make Elinonya laugh <E></E><br/>
<br/>
Okay OKay get ready. . .</r>

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh??<br/>
<br/>
Ten tickles.<br/>
<br/>
Get it because like tentacles. . .<br/>
<br/>
uh, forget it.</t>

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>Okay okay okay how about this one<br/>
<br/>
What does a lawyer wear to work??<br/>
<br/>
A Lawsuit. <br/>
<br/>
Did you laugh yet? It's funny, right? It's clearly hilarious.</t>

 

[johnnywaffles123]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<r>Okay final joke. . . this ones the best. <br/>
<br/>
Me. For doing this. I'm literal trash. <br/>
<br/>
On the bright side I did it <3 I made it. <E></E><br/>
<br/>
Thanks for reading my trash.</r>

 

[CrocodileHax]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>You got potential.<br/>
4 hours a day and you'll be a master schmudtposter in no time.<br/>
<br/>
<br/>
<br/>
Why did the chicken cross the road?<br/>
<br/>
Because there was food on the other side.</t>

 

[__TARDIS__]

Re: Random garbage containment chamber to unload your mind i

<t>I felt to lazy to read after the word because</t>